Had a early Xmas dinner with friends on Saturday nite. Everyone prepared something so we had lots of food and later, leftovers. Anyway, we ordered one of those pre-cooked turkeys this year. Some of the things overheard before dinner was served...
"Are you sure it's cooked?"
"Are you sure you can fit it in the mircowave?"
"Remove the foil!"
"You don't need to remove the foil if you set it to 'conventional oven'!!!"
"This isn't rocket science."
"It's cooked but it's still cold on the inside. Put your finger inside the bird and feel it."
"Maybe it's supposed to be cold on the inside."
"Eeeewww. Why did you have to put your middle finger in it?"
"Cos it's my longest finger!"
"Why did you give me a dessert knife to cut the bird with?"
Well, I'm sure there were a couple others that I forgot. Anyway, I had leftover turkey sandwiches for breakfast 2 days in a row already.
Merry Christmas guys! Thanks for dropping by!
A little present I got that nite. A giant jar of mashmallows!