There's been some expat traffic coming through the office these last couple of week. Obviously these guys skipped a lesson or two during geography. Some overheard conversations ...
White boy: So you are Chinese, you are from China?
Local: No. I'm Singaporean.
White boy: So your parents are from China?
Local: No, they are from Singapore.
White boy: So where are you from?
White boy: I love oriental food. I'm going to have Indian food tonight.
White boy: I can't tell who's Chinese or Malay. (pointing to Malay girl) Is she Chinese?
Caught Ocean's 13 yesterday, waaaay better than the Spidey and Pirates. Damn, I miss pulling cons. Good times.